Insect In Cup of Coffe

Cup.
If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee- what
would you do?
Here is one analysis:

1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe.

2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the
coffee.

3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away.

4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect.

5.The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to
the Chinese.
* Screams that his security is in peril.
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in
his coffee.
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate attacks with weapons of mass
insects.
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism,
the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the Exodus,
Discrimination against Noah's Ark
* Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects
from flying in the air or landing in coffee cups.
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes
houses,cuts off water and electricity, humiliates
and terrorizes civilians, kills or maims anyone in his
way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American.
* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from
America to buy another cup of coffee.
*Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as
compensation.