Sunday, August 26, 2007


Girl: "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."Mother: "That's nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?" Girl: "She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?

Student: "No comb, Sir."Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Student: "No hair, Sir."

Teacher: Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher: How?Student: Ladies first.

TEACHER: John, go to the map and find North America .John: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS: John!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
John: A Teacher.


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