True Story

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'How r u'."

Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is....

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said 'who r u?' (Instead of 'How r u?'.)

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:

'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied 'me too, ha-ha.....

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room!!!!!!

Geography of women ( funny )

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.




Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.






Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!




Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.




Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.




Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.




Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.




After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there...!