Saturday, March 06, 2010

Why mother is always so special

Why mother is always so special:

When I came home in the rain,
Brother asked why you didn't take an umbrella...
Sister advised why you didn't wait till rain stopped.
Father angrily warned, only after getting cold, you will realize.

But Mother, while drying my hair, said: stupid rain!
Couldn't it wait till my child came home?

That's MOM

Good Luck

Monday, March 01, 2010

A Women goes to the Doctor.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp..."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a cup of green tea and start gargling with it... Just gargle and gargle".
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with green tea and he never touched me.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!